Heart got broken into a million pieces? Don't worry, we'll tape it up with sarcasm.
Wearing your heart on your sleeve? Don't worry, someone is watching with a smirk trickling into their keyboard.
Share an emo tweet, and watch it turn into something that doesn't make you *facepalm*
Dear young and depressed father,
Your efforts in hogging yet another Twitter handle for your ventilation of emotional stress caused by life problems is much appreciated.
However, if you set out to remain anonymous, try not to follow yourself.
Also, a family counsellor would be more effective than your self-following of 1.
Sincerely,
Logic & Common Sense
Perhaps the real tragedy is when your guitar sings from your #emo heart. No, we do not want to hear the song.
Facebook is our universal birthday reminder. The phone doesn’t do justice in letting you know our appreciation for the medium. Breathe in some gratitude. You got some wishes on your, otherwise, empty Facebook wall.
Are you crying over the entire world?
Ever considered a relationship with a robot?
When you’ve ran out of quotes, get some from a guru Spongebob. And oh yes, don’t force change on someone, just make sure you’re Lady Gaga.
You make your heart sound like cheap underwear. Please take it back, please.
Can we hear a “You Belong With Me” and “Mine”? Taylor Swift, meet your soulmate.
Love is a hazard. But maybe, the problem isn’t with love. Therapy, highly recommended.
Which is funnier? The lame attempt at creativity? Or the 65 others who thought the tweet was RT-worthy?
